LMAO this is not satire. This a for real real “news” article
Ted Cruz Ticked Off by ‘True Blood’
Sen. Ted Cruz got a cameo on HBO’s “True Blood” that he didn’t even ask for – and now his fangs are out.
The Texas Republican’s name was dropped on Sunday night’s episode as two of the show’s vampires, Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) and Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten), headed to the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas to take out their enemy, Sarah Newlin (Anna Camp).
Cruz, responding to his most recent brush with pop culture, took to Facebook on Tuesday to air his disapproval. “Sunday night, they aired a misogynist and profanity-ridden episode where Texas Republicans are murdered attending a ‘Ted Cruz fundraiser,’” Cruz wrote, noting that he was seriously surprised to be mentioned on HBO’s often-violent, super sexed-up vampire show.
“Well, I’m sorry to have lost the vampire vote, but am astonished (and amused) that HBO is suggesting that hard-core leftists are blood-sucking fiends,” Cruz concluded.